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Monday, September 04, 2006

Mort the Pig Love Creature

So many people have asked me where I got the nickname "MortPig" from. It came from a mate orginally and I sort of liked it and so it stuck.

Well now YOU can have their own MortPig Love Doll.



The Mort Pig Doll features the following:

- Mort is fluent in 3 languages, English, Spanish and French
- He has lived abroad in Paris and Spain
- Loves a big salad ( who says you can't make friends with salad )
- Is always nude
- 10 inches tall

Buy your Mort Pig today!

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